Looping the Hen

Greetings and Salivations

So why am I here? As many who inhabit the ether with me and regularly devour news, comment, music, humor, we understand the medium is now part and parcel of our lives, ubiquitous in all its outlets. We are people who Google exes or potential girl/boyfriends before we even think about asking them out. Some of us buy intangible objects that exist nowhere but on Sony’s or Sierra’s or CCP’s servers. We make mix CD’s or playlists entirely of b-tracks no one has ever heard of.

Among all of those out here silently making their way through DSL or fiber or (eek!) copper, I believe there is a woman who is for me.

Maybe she is reading one of the dozens of sites devoted to determining whether the Verve Pipe’s Freshman is about abortion or suicide. Perhaps she is researching (for the fifth time) the difference between effect and affect or some other vagary Funk and Wagnall failed to teach us in middle school. It is possible she is feeding her Neopet Sluggo some bacon and spinach omelette. (Mine prefers Lime Jelly) Whatever she is doing, most likely she has no idea I exist, or how to find me.

However, I believe the Internet solves for those who are willing to help themselves.

So I will start this weblog (or online journal, for those keeping score at home), and over the course of however long, I will bare my soul, bit by tiny bit. I hope if and when she finds this site, she will read it and not be frightened away by whatever mental detritus has collected, and understand that all people have dark pieces of their souls. I choose to put mine forth to her (and you!) so there are no vicious surprises, no lurking secrets, and no hidden baggage.

I pledge that when she finds me, there is not a question she can put to me that I will not answer truthfully, so she can truly judge whether she is for me and I for her.

So if you are here and read through all the noise and determine I am not your soul mate, all I can do is ask that you refer a girlfriend, or a sister, or a co-worker here, on the off-chance I am Their soul mate.

I hope my site may hold some random interest for anyone who chooses to dwell here for a few moments. My areas of interest, and what you will find written about here, will eventually encompass politics, music, religion, video games, sex (and more importantly, Sexy!), family, managing money, my unfinished novel, rants, screeds, and what I want in a woman (and quite differently, what I need in a woman)

So grab a beverage, have a look around, perhaps email me and say hey. Constructive criticism of the site and its contents gladly read and responded to; unconstructive criticism will be calmly deleted with no hard feelings.